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  1. Dear ‘No shoes, no shirt, no service’,

    So what you are saying is I can take my pants off and it’s fine?

    Sincerely, Hopeful

  2. 21, Aug 2011 0 notes
  3. no, im too sexy for you »

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  6. i hate breakups. even ones that arent mine

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  8. i wish they had a symbol for the interrobang.

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  10. "No person has the right to rain on your dreams."
    Marian Wright Edelman
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  12. when you see something you like at the store

    -brokenheartsparade:

    brittany-carel:


    you approach your mom like:

    and she looks at you like:

    and you show it to her with a smile:

    then shes all like:

    then you look at her like:

    and shes like:

    and when she finally says yes your like:

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  14. (via restartmyheart)
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  16. Hey I kinda like this math assignment…

    Hey I kinda like this math assignment…

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  19. "

    Be first in line, raise your hand
    Remember everything you hear
    And playing in the rain is worth catching cold

    Sooner or later
    We’ll be lookin’ back on everything
    And we’ll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
    And someday you might listen to what people have to say
    Now you learn the hard way

    "
    — michael tolcher
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  21. hey teacher, why do you have a cookie shaped like a seahorse around your neck?

    i love little kids at work.

  22. 09, Mar 2011 0 notes
  23. Hey mrs sherwin do ya need a pen?!?

    Hey mrs sherwin do ya need a pen?!?

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  26. So it goes,…

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